Dorothy and Edna, two ‘senior’ widows, are talking.
Dorothy: That George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer.’
Edna: ‘Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car… a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for a marvelous dinner… lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!’
Dorothy: ‘Goodness gracious!… so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?’
Edna: ‘No, no, no… I’m just saying, wear an OLD dress!!!’
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dumb dumb dumb…………….dumbbbbbb!
hahaha
Star for that one, Pd! It appealed to my sense of humor’s unique perversity.
cute, have a star.
THANK YOU for this!!
I saw this a long time ago and loved it! Have not seen it since.. I think this is the funnest thing I have ever read!! Well it is in the top ten!!
Thanks again for posting this!!
Wear an old dress.. hahahaha.
lol, i will remember that on my next date:-p